National Whiner's Daytm December 26th
December 2010 Edition
"What do you mean, 'No holiday bonus this year?'"
"A GREEN TIE?!?  It's Uuuugly!"
What should we do?
Whine???
Let's be grateful for what we do have, like friends and family this holiday season, OK?

Suggestions for Celebrating National Whiner's Day
*Visit a shopping mall or retail store and watch people "whine" as they return and exchange their holiday
gifts (remember, it's not only the customers who whine).
*Invite friends over, or plan a party, and call it a "Whine and Geeze" party!  Serve non-alcholic wine and
cheese!
*Again, invite friends to a National Whiner's Day party.  In order to get in, your friends need to bring one
unwanted gift, wrapped, for a white elephant exchange.



*Hold a whining contest at home or with friends, and invite a radio or television station to broadcast the
event.  Award the winner with a funny certificate or trophy.  Make it more fun by scoring not only the
whine quality, by on the whining itself.  For example, "Ohhhhh, mooomm.  Do I havvvvve to cleeeeean my
roooomm?"


"THE MOST FAMOUS WHINER OF 2010 IS..."
LINDSAY LOHAN
(Lindsay Lohan has continued to whine about her circumstances and appears to people to be simply
"missing the point."  Despite Ms. Lohan's whining and lacking a need to accept responsibility for
her issues, it is hoped she can benefit from her treatment and return as a better and more giving
person.

Select Famous Celebrity Whiners over the last 20 years...
Kanye West
Chris Brown
Zsa Zsa Gabor
"Baghdad Bob," former Iraqi Information Minister, Mohammed Saeed al-Sahaf.
Sen. Jesse Helms, R. N.C.
Tammy Faye Bakker (Messner)
Dennis Rodman
Mike Tyson
Jerry Springer
Martha Stewart
Terrorist Osama bin Laden-The Taliban/al-Qaida
John Rocker-Atlanta Braves Pitcher



The Most Famous Celebrity Whiner's of the 20th Century
Stan Laurel
Curly Joe
Jerry Lewis
Lucy Ball
Pee Wee Herman
Olive Oyle
Squiggy
Major Frank Burns
S.N.L. Whiner Family (Doug and Wendy Whiner)

                                                                                                                                             
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