| National Whiner's Daytm December 26th |
| December 2010 Edition |
| "What do you mean, 'No holiday bonus this year?'" "A GREEN TIE?!? It's Uuuugly!" What should we do? Whine??? Let's be grateful for what we do have, like friends and family this holiday season, OK? Suggestions for Celebrating National Whiner's Day *Visit a shopping mall or retail store and watch people "whine" as they return and exchange their holiday gifts (remember, it's not only the customers who whine). *Invite friends over, or plan a party, and call it a "Whine and Geeze" party! Serve non-alcholic wine and cheese! *Again, invite friends to a National Whiner's Day party. In order to get in, your friends need to bring one unwanted gift, wrapped, for a white elephant exchange. *Hold a whining contest at home or with friends, and invite a radio or television station to broadcast the event. Award the winner with a funny certificate or trophy. Make it more fun by scoring not only the whine quality, by on the whining itself. For example, "Ohhhhh, mooomm. Do I havvvvve to cleeeeean my roooomm?" "THE MOST FAMOUS WHINER OF 2010 IS..." LINDSAY LOHAN (Lindsay Lohan has continued to whine about her circumstances and appears to people to be simply "missing the point." Despite Ms. Lohan's whining and lacking a need to accept responsibility for her issues, it is hoped she can benefit from her treatment and return as a better and more giving person. Select Famous Celebrity Whiners over the last 20 years... Kanye West Chris Brown Zsa Zsa Gabor "Baghdad Bob," former Iraqi Information Minister, Mohammed Saeed al-Sahaf. Sen. Jesse Helms, R. N.C. Tammy Faye Bakker (Messner) Dennis Rodman Mike Tyson Jerry Springer Martha Stewart Terrorist Osama bin Laden-The Taliban/al-Qaida John Rocker-Atlanta Braves Pitcher The Most Famous Celebrity Whiner's of the 20th Century Stan Laurel Curly Joe Jerry Lewis Lucy Ball Pee Wee Herman Olive Oyle Squiggy Major Frank Burns S.N.L. Whiner Family (Doug and Wendy Whiner) HOME |
| Read John 3:21 |
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